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Well I'm off to drink until I don't feel feelings...

Paralytic!Dov is the best type of Dov. Happy New Years you glorious, glorious people <3

Dec 31st

Oh god apparently I'm gonna have to EARN my...

I’m gonna end up sober. On new years eve. Oh god.

Dec 31st

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I will now proceed to eat an entire tube of...

khrystianfuckingvalentine: See you really wanted to know that didn’t you? My blog sux

Dec 31st

O M G MOST MESSED UP DREAM EVER

I was in Trocadero with Sarah and Brendan Brady and we saw Bill Gates playing on Dance Dance revolution… He saw us, and walked towards us holding some voulchers and gave us all one each. Sarah and I had “this voulcher holds 400 tokens for any game in this plaza” written on ours and Brendan flipped his shit and punched Ste (who was at the time a passer-by) dead in the face because...

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So like,

Guys while Jumping is like, Girls are like,

Dec 30th

GOD DAMMIT JOSH

cool not gonna sleep now. I WILL JUST MELLOW OUT TO MUSE AND MATT BELLAMY WILL MAKE IT ALL OKAY. MR.SLENDERMAN WILL PROBS HAVE TROUBLE GETTING UP THE STAIRS SO I’M ALRIGHT.

Dec 30th

painsmyenvying: odea: painsmyenvying: odea: painsmyenvying replied to your post: Cool my door just opened by itself. It was the Slenderman creeping in.. Please hold whilst I find my rake. Enjoy your Slenderman rape!

Dec 30th

painsmyenvying: odea: painsmyenvying replied to your post: Cool my door just opened by itself. It was the Slenderman creeping in.. Please hold whilst I find my rake. Enjoy your Slenderman rape!

Dec 30th

DOV IT WAS BARRY ;)

SEE THIS IS WHY I LIKE ELLEN.

Dec 30th

painsmyenvying replied to your post: Cool my door just opened by itself. It was the Slenderman creeping in.. Please hold whilst I find my rake.

Dec 30th

chikinpai replied to your post: Cool my door just opened by itself. O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O SLENDERMAN O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O

Dec 30th

Cool my door just opened by itself.

Hoping it’s the cat just being really human or something If anyone says anything about slenderman I will put a rake in your anus and you will not enjoy it.

Dec 30th

I think the pyromaniac within me is really coming...

SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING THEY LOVE AOIFE EVERYTHING THEY LOVE

Dec 30th

ELLEN ~

alltimeellen: odea: I messaged you back on FB can I just quickly rant-flail to you on there please? <3 Also, here’s all the stuff you missed in the UK whilst in Singapore: The weather is still an indecisive bastard, the Queen is still alive, Hitler hasn’t risen from the dead yet and it is now 3:44 am. This is good to know. Is the snow letting up at all? As much as I don’t want to, I...

Dec 30th

ELLEN ~

I messaged you back on FB can I just quickly rant-flail to you on there please? <3 Also, here’s all the stuff you missed in the UK whilst in Singapore: The weather is still an indecisive bastard, the Queen is still alive, Hitler hasn’t risen from the dead yet and it is now 3:44 am.

Dec 30th

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Internet me vs. irl me

Online I’m all: And in person I’m literally the walking definition of this:

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When total strangers are taking pictures in...

This kinda happened to us on Wednesday… Except that we were walking through Leicester Square and a random Asian man took a picture of US whilst walking past. Flash and EVERYTHING. I’ve got the paps on me >_>

Dec 30th

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