January 2011
I'm a little bit annoyed. Someone cheer me up?
theomniscientwang: odea: theomniscientwang: I don’t want people asking what’s wrong, I just need something that’ll make me smile, or laugh or something so I don’t have to go to bed pissed off. I will also mail you my soul later on in the week, I know I owe you. … Just noticed Jake’s nipples are a tad hairy. And now I can go to bed with an erection. CHEERS :D And they are a bit aren’t...
Jan 31st
4 notes
I'm a little bit annoyed. Someone cheer me up?
theomniscientwang: I don’t want people asking what’s wrong, I just need something that’ll make me smile, or laugh or something so I don’t have to go to bed pissed off. I will also mail you my soul later on in the week, I know I owe you. … Just noticed Jake’s nipples are a tad hairy.
Jan 31st
4 notes
Jan 31st
543 notes
Jan 31st
420 notes
Just found myself browsing SingleMuslim.com for...
Found my future man.   I love you Rajesh<3
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
377 notes
Jan 31st
14,644 notes
1 tag
Jan 31st
3 notes
Jan 31st
11 notes
Jan 31st
83 notes
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
812 notes
Jan 30th
65 notes
1 tag
In binary, 73 is a palindrome - 1001001. Which...
In binary, 73 is a palindrome - 1001001. Which backwards is 1001001 - exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you is ‘Sirron Kcuhc’
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
I don’t even trust myself with a bumper car, I don’t see myself driving. Ever. Unless the government wants some sort of combo-breaking hit and run happening - I shouldn’t be allowed a license.
Jan 29th
210,252 notes
Jan 29th
1,026 notes
2 tags
Jan 29th
3,689 notes
if im hungover tomorow
and igo to see Tom all dead ohgod
Jan 29th
1 tag
MALFOY IS SEXY
Jan 29th
justr had the oddest 2hr convo with my dad and a...
it’s weird.
Jan 29th
2 tags
Jan 28th
7,129 notes
I freak out so badly when I see super-flexible...
I can’t even touch my TOES let alone do all this ‘lol guise let me just put my leg over my face’ fuckery. PEOPLE DON’T BEND LIKE THAT. STOP IT. IT’S WEIRD.
Jan 28th
According to EVERYONE at college - I can't pull...
mattyrawrs: odea: Apparently, me saying “COME AT ME THEN” Sounds like an invitation for a hug. I think I’ll have an internet-straight crush on you Dovvie :3
Jan 27th
5 notes
3 tags
According to EVERYONE at college - I can't pull...
Apparently, me saying “COME AT ME THEN” Sounds like an invitation for a hug.
Jan 27th
5 notes
Jan 27th
115 notes
2 tags
Jan 27th
19,513 notes
Jan 27th
5,273 notes
Jan 27th
7,766 notes
1 tag
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the...
When there’s no ~safe tab~… HEADBUTT SCREEN.
Jan 27th
57,565 notes
kattmx: Commercial about starving children. Commercial about animal cruelty.
Jan 27th
7,494 notes
Decided what I'm doing for Valentine's Day.
alltimeellen: odea: Buying a shit-ton of Ben&Jerry’s Eating said Ben&Jerry’s Gerard Butler More Gerard Butler Wallowing in self pity Tears More wallowing Isn’t V day a school day? :’) … I’ll take the ice-cream there and my biology class will just have to put up with 2 hours of a lanky white kid crying.
Jan 27th
Decided what I'm doing for Valentine's Day.
Buying a shit-ton of Ben&Jerry’s Eating said Ben&Jerry’s Gerard Butler More Gerard Butler Wallowing in self pity Tears More wallowing
Jan 27th
1 tag
Jan 26th
4 tags
Jan 26th
7 notes
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
4,026 notes
I could have a serious nut allergy and be shipped...
Jan 25th
3 tags
My GP is called Tin Tin Wong
Jan 25th
Off to get ECG scan results
Had to leave college early because of really bad chest pains and then my left arm went completely numb so I just sat there on the bus and texted Sarah a list of things she can have if I die. Can’t laugh either or it feels like someones stabbing me in the chest.  I will headbutt my GP if he says there’s nothing wrong |:
Jan 25th
1 tag
Is it just me or are all people in general...
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
1,216 notes
SEKJHJGFDKSA
SEEING BLINK182 IN JULY
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
17,630 notes
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
26,972 notes
Jan 22nd
524 notes
Jan 22nd