December 2011
Dec 30th
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Dov does the lyrics to exogenesis symphony pt1 by...
HOOOOOOEEEEEEE WWOOOOOOOOOO MISSSSSSSS MEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU YOUUU STTIIILLLLLLL NAAAAWWOOOOOOO AAAAAAAA OVERRTUREEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMBBLEEEEEEEEE ESSGUUAAAAAANDAAASSS NUUUEEEWWUUUHWAAAAAAH CAAAAAAAAANT ESCAAAAAAAPEEE WHOOOOO AREEEEE WEEEEE WHEEEREEEE AREEEEE WEEE WHOOOO AAREEEEE WEEEE WHEREEEEE AREEEE WEEE WHOOO AREEE WEEE WHEREEEE AREEEEE WEEEE ...
Dec 29th
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saffronrose asked: BITCH, I WILL TATTOO THE QUEENS FACE ON MY FACE
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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saffronrose asked: I'll have you know that I'm going one step better than a tiger on my face, I'M GOING TO HAVE A LION ON MY FACE. sit back in awe
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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loljake: blogofamadblackwoman: thepizzamermaid: abwhoretion: blogofamadblackwoman: abwhoretion: blogofamadblackwoman: does perez hilton count as an offensive blogger No because he cried like a fag when the ugly guy from the Black Eyed Peas (Not Fergie) punched him do you remember that that was fun oh shit no i dont remember that was it will.i.am or the apple guy or the indian...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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the awkward moment when you try to dump your boyfriend via chinese whispers and end up proposing
Dec 28th
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“Can you PLEASE take your phone of vibrate? The walls are paper thin and with you...”
– My sister
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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guise guise any good games for my ipod touch? i need to waste my time
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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me: I will revise and ace ALL the exams this year!
social life: Erm.. About that..
Dec 28th
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oh god i shouldn't have had that much coffee
my hands are shaking and my body is all what the FUCK dov go to sleep but my brain is like DOUBLE ROBERT DOWNEY JR DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY and then i realise that i’m talking to myself and cry a little maybe do the mambo
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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chocolate wrappers all over my bed i feel like a binge-eating paedophile
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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ok i’m sorry but sergio pizzorno is  ridiculously good looking negl
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Me: What sound does a laughing motorcycle make?
Luke: Er.. what?
Me: HahahahahahahaHONK
Luke: Idgi
Dec 27th
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Me: I hate feet and sheep. They're gross
Hahahaha get it. Gross.
Hannah: What about socks?
Me: SOCKS ARE FOR AMATEURS
Dec 26th
Set Fire to the Rain
Dec 26th
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Luke: What's the name of that Amish holiday?
Me: Erm... Hanukkah?
Dec 26th
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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If the Mayans are correct
this could be the very last New Years Eve we ever experience aaaand that’s my excuse to drink like I don’t want to be alive any more.
Dec 25th
heaventakethysoul: iPhone should hagee ospmething that detects the amount of alcoho k in your breath and rhen blocks a ll social networking apps
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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every time you feel down about your life just take a deep breath and thank god you’re not nickelback
Dec 25th