Well, I say high-five - she taps my palm everytime I show her food.
I spent about half an hour teaching her and giving her treats because I was bored.
Went upstairs 20 mins later to find that the little shit had thrown up all over my mattress/bedsheets/favourite hoodie.
She just sat there and watched me clear it up whilst I nearly cried because it’s so gross.
CATS. KNOW. HOW. TO. GET. REVENGE.
